Do I need a girl friend???

Okay folks, you know I’m a poor and an eligible bachelor. It’s been days since I have started lamenting to my mother how life is so boring with out a girl friend. She asks me to go find one very confident that I won’t be able to get one. Damn all moms >:

But, lately I have been thinking do I really need a girl friend given the fact that I have so many friends among the gentler sex. What sets apart a girl friend from a friend who is a girl?

Well before I launch into ramblings about this, I tag Sagaro(the pheelings master) to do a post on “What is the difference between a girl friend and a friend who is a girl?”

Coming back, since sagaro will anyway do a post on it. Let me give reasons why I need a girl friend.

I agree I may be blatantly selfish here,but you need to keep in mind you are dealing with a politician here.

1 ) Only girls are capable of keeping me engaged for hours and still have done nothing productive. Simply I love sweet non sense talks.

2 ) Girls are sincere, very much sincere. They remember dates, do assignments, book tickets absolutely anything for you.

3 ) I really need someone to share my grief with when life takes a turn. Lot of such things have happened recently.

4 ) Does someone always say only boys get to spend? Not so true, you get a lot of treats and gifts too

5 ) I hate carrying things around, its always nice to have some cute girl by your side holding things for you

6 ) I need someone to keep scolding me and hitting me for silly things.

7 ) I need someone to have silly fights

8 ) Of late I haven’t been using up my daily quota of free sms’s

9 ) I’m quite philosophical and need to understand the pheeeeeelings of girls.

Now, now ,now don’t start knocking my door, I’m kidding

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