கவிதை – I

நான், நிலா, நீ
அகர வரிசைப்படி அல்ல,
அழகு வரிசைப்படி…

The kavithai series is a lame attempt by the poet in me. So all you actual poets out there, kindly skip them and those who like it are welcome to share and comment.

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Random Thoughts…

” There are two things that are limitless, the universe and human stupidity. I am not sure about the former ” – Albert Einstein

So very true!!!

(aargh… bet you didn’t know.. the word “very” actually means “true”, so its wrong to use very true,as it becomes a repetition)

I was chatting with person X on my friend list on orkut and realized how correct Einstein was. The conversation goes below.

X : What else <followed by some unrecognizable word>

Me( the display name was vignesh.pandu) :  huh?

X : bou….

Me: bou? what is bou?

X: U tell me what is huh?

Me : Obviously, huh is like “pardon”.. you say it when you don’t understand what other person is speaking on chat.

X : Oh… I thought it as something else.. btw bou meant a dogs bark..

X : Like bou!!bou!!!

( I had to quit typing and laugh for five minutes for what X took “huh” as…)

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X : So are you male or female?…

(Now, my display name was vignesh.pandu as I mentioned before and still wtf??)

Me : Not checked yet.. ( I wanted to see how far the dumbness went)

X : Tell me na….

Me : Told you…

X : I don’t remember

Me : You don’t remember what I told you one minute ago. Suffering from short term memory loss are you?

X : Oh… check and tell me na (wtf??? again??)

Me : Hmm… Pretty busy now dude. Can’t afford to pay a visit to doctor you see.

X : So you are a male, I thought you were a female ( Finally!!!, btw where did the sudden wisdom come from)

Me (Obviously pissed) : Oh yeah, I know many girls with the name of vignesh too…

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