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Dowry slogan
இச்சை தணித்திடும் எச்சில் பரத்தைக்கு
இலட்சம் கொடுப்பதுண்டு .
புவி மெச்ச மணக்கும் ஒர் பச்சை கிழியிடம்
பிச்சை கேட்பதுண்டோ !!!!
Saw it on a bus today. Just too good.
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April 12, 2007 • 6:17 pm 0
Tips for a Manager
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it’s really a “rush job”, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I’m not here for the money anyway.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which the priority is. I like being a psychic.
6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
8. If you don’t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
9. If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.
10. Never introduce me to the people you’re with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
11. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so many taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.
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April 11, 2007 • 10:15 pm 0
What were they thinking.com
On an enthu was going through the websites of all NITs today and one website just left me dumbfounded.
Seriously do these people understand that the website is important in this modern world and the institutes name is at stake when they bring out the websites. You will have to check out yourselves to get the breadth and depth of what I mean.Also for heavens sake its an NIT and I don’t think they deserve to be called one for the present state of website.
I pity the guys studying there. Hats off to my college webteam that ensures NIT-T site remains regularly updated and one of the best among engg. colleges in India.
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April 9, 2007 • 3:39 pm 0
Dumb
One of my best friends called me “dumbo” today.
I am so saaaaaaad… 
BTW Did I mention she is dumber than me? 
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So do people say!!